Employee is rewarded with a granola bar and dollar store headphones for bringing in $85,000: 'Genuinely ready quit!'

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    r/antiwork u/DarthSupremacy • 15h Genuinely ready to quit! This was my bonus for making the company $85,000 in February...
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    ecouteurs Almond Sweet & Salty Chewy Granola Bar Crammed with crunchy almonds No artificial favors or certified synthetic colors NET WT 1:2 0Z (35) LIGHTWEIGHT & COMFORTABLE LEGER ET CONFORTABLE COMPATIBLE WIT MOST AUDIO DEVICS COMPATIBLE AVEC LA PLUPART DES APPAREILS AUDIO GHIRARDELLI HOT COCOA MIX Double Chocolate MIX WITH HOT MIL SERVING SUGGESTION NET WT 0.850z (249)
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    adolfoblanco74 • 15h That whole "bonus " package cost a grand total of $7.50. Don't quit but start looking. As soon as you get hired and get a start date, call out permanently.
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    jazzbaygrapes • 14h It looks like someone gathered random from their house that they thought could be used for a gift
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    Uberazza 14h Absolutely, even the bar expired in August last year.
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    rebelsappho • 15h not even shelling out for nature valley is criminal
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    EverywherelNowhere • 15h The Great Value I me off the most.
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    Long-Photograph49 • 15h I thought it was a chocolate bar at first - realizing it was a granola bar got me heated. Maybe acceptable as a mid-meeting snack if OP is known as a health nut, but generally if you're going to treat someone, give them an actual treat.
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    StephenTheLoser • 15h Christ. Who makes these decisions and thinks "they're gonna love this!"
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    4everban ⚫ 15h • An insult really. I would prefer nothing
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    DarthSupremacy OP. 15h Added context: They gave me rainbow earphones because I'm part of the LGBT community. The earphones cost $2 on Amazon and didn't work. This is a Fortune 50 company. I make gross $55,000 a year. Edit 1: Because of grammar and punctuation. Edit 2: I am not even fully Sales, btw. I am Licensed Customer Retention so Sales are only a part of what I do day to day as it comes up.
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    gailgp. 15h Those are actually dollar tree headphones that's the type of packaging they use.
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    HH20123 15h . You've got 3 items from Dollar Tree and one item from Walmart.
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    popcorn2502 • 15h Frame it and put "85k of revenue, woohoo" and place it on your desk.
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    Klastermon ⚫ 14h I caught an error that would have cost my company $4,000,000, and as a reward, they didn't fire me.
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    Informal-Safety-5312 • 15h If it makes you feel better, I sold 33k worth of contracts for my gym. I then proceeded to get a written warning for under performing ... lol guess mel
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    Ill_Quantity_5634 • 15h Somebody cleaned out the junk drawer of their desk.

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